YinzPitt

Last night was a momentous evening for Pittsburgh Tweeters.  @Pensblog is tagged with creating the revolution early in the evening regarding rumors about Mayor Luke Ravenstahl.  It was an amazing time to be alive and on twitter late at night, while mostly all tweeters from Pittsburgh put in their two cents about our wacky mayor.  It was absolutely hysterical, and it’s the major contributing factor as to why my day will suffer today.

Regardless of how rough our days will be, here is a list of a few that needed special mention.  Some of the best of the best in my book.  Below are the exact tweets with links to their respective creators profiles and streams.  Enjoy, because you’re in for one hell of a ride.

@freakshowmikey: Luke’s lawyer is now suing Twitter. #ravenstahlrumors

@trxFOXHOLE: Jon left Kate for Mayor Douchenstahl

@DUchemist: lukey’s marriage isn’t making the playoffs #ravenstahlrumors

@danko1983: #ravenstahlrumors Luke leaked 2 girls 1 cup

@peloos: Luke has a Bruce Arians poster in his bedroom. #ravenstahlrumors

@karlsagan #ravenstahlrumors Luke refers to Heinz Field as “Three Rivers Stadium”

@dolambert Luke pees like a big boy! (Pants and undies down around ankles)

@jackieinserra Luke rides his big wheel around the living room and pretends hes on Sons Of Anarchy.

@votelukeforpope: #ravenstahlrumors Luke leaked Hrdina for Zubrus.

@BuellaMarie: If you play a Beatles song backwards, you hear Luke chanting “Here we go, Steelers.” #ravenstahlrumors

@freakshowmikey: When Luke is drawn nude, it’s always “tastefully done” #ravenstalrumors

@BobErrey: Mayor “soff” in bed. Say he care, but he don’t care. #ravenstahlrumors

@funkeybaby: Luke left his wife for Sally Wiggin #ravenstahlrumors

@karlsagen #ravenstahlrumors Luke is why it’s so cold in the D

@jesslag Luke is planning a “special tax” for tweeting in Pittsburgh

@ilikesleep Luke eats frosted flakes for breakfast, then appoints them to board positions.

@drscooter: Luke is the reason people slow down before the Squirrel Hill Tunnels

@thelibrarianne: Luke is Steely McBeam.

@BobErrey Luke is interested in Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds.

@alphadelt Luke just sniped me in Modern Warfare 2

@dope_man Luke wears his Steelers jersey to Pens games

@thesteelersnat Luke is turning heel. Will bring a steel chair to the next city council meeting.

@BobErrey Luke promises he had “intent to blow”.

@axnjxn415 Luke felt Hossa gave Detroit a better chance to win

@pensexperience: Luke does not believe 3 ass = 1 goal

Overall I’m pretty sure this has to be the first coming together of Pittsburgh.  Everyone brought the funny last night.  Here are a few of mine that I decided to throw out there last night.

@YinzPitt: Luke disagrees with Kanye, Beyonce’s video was not the best of all time

@YinzPitt luke is the reason why Kevin and Winnie never made it on the Wonder Years

@YinzPitt Luke thinks Adam Lamberts performance on the AMA’s was “just fine”

@YinzPitt Luke doesn’t understand delayed offsides

@YinzPitt Luke invites himself to parties to “keep up in it”

Just wonderful.  Here’s to a quick day and an even better thanksgiving!  Enjoy the tweets!